Things that duct tape can't fix:
Bad habits
Illegal immigration
The grease that escapes my Betos burrito
Disappointment
Dead people
Joe Biden
Mah hurr
Friendships
Break ups
Wrinkles
103.9 FM
Lindsay Lohan
LP PDA
Alpine cops
My grades :(
Things I would do with bricks if I had the time:
Build a castle
Throw it at something
Drop it off a tall building (if no one was below, of course)
Make a small dog house
Give the brick a name, preferably "Ace."
Put it in someone's bag
Give it as a gift
Duh.
No comments:
Post a Comment